1. a woman riding a motorcyle in 3 in. spiked heels, a long dress, and a hot pink motorcyle helmet
2. a man running in the heat of the morning AND smoking a cigarette simultaneously ( I AM NOT KIDDING!)
3. 20 Smart cars on ONE street
4. people walking in the streets and parking on the sidewalks
5. a motorcyle accident where passersby are "mother f=%&ing" the polizia
6. people asking if I am here training as a "professionale athletica"---more to come on this one later (it involves men betting on me armwrestling their friend) HYSTERICAL!
7. a family of four on a two person scooter with a few days worth of groceries in a bolted milk crate on the back
8. SUVs
9. two classes a day offered at the gym--11 a.m. and 2p.m.--of course, prime hours for working out, right?
10. little nanas wearing opaque stockings in 100 degree heat!
Here are just SOME of the hysterical observations and incidents which have occurred in LESS than a week while here in Italia. I am certain there will be more, so keep updated...

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