Roman pick up tactics thus far

Michael, you might want to take note of some of the cheesy tactics the Roman men have used...in other words, dont try these at home! 

1. A Roman man (which I didnt know he was Roman at the time!) stopped me to ask me for directions. After chatting for nearly twenty minutes, he shared that he has been here for 12 years--I so called him out on that one! We went for gelato after the smooth tactic however....

2. "Signorina, you dropped something..." When I turned around to look, he bent down and held his hand to his heart--"You leave my heart behind if you dont take me with you..." SO THICK WITH CHEESE!

3. "Where did you buy those eyes?"